The Weekly Sedition

Friday, 28 August 2009

Teddy Goes Bye-Bye

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — weeklysedition @ 7:43 PM

Current mood: annoyed

Just recently (25 August), Senator Ted Kennedy (Fascist-Massachusetts) croaked.

Of course, Republicans are memorializing him in their own way by showcasing his 1969 underwater expedition. Can’t really blame them — after all, they’re Republicans, and that’s what they do — nitpick the “other side’s” personal failings while excusing their stupid, insane and evil policies.

As for Teddy’s swim that night, well, maybe he felt envious of brother Jack’s status as a war hero and a bit of guilt over skating out the Korean War in Europe, and plunging the car into the water was his way of making things right.

And of course, the Democrats are also memorializing him in their own way, by using him as a martyr of sorts to pass their stupid, insane and evil medical plan for all of society AKA ObamaCare — “This was his dream.” “Let’s pass it for him.” and such.

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the Democrats decided to revive their idea to re-enact the “assault weapons” ban, as The Barack said he wanted to do while on the campaign trail.


Now what exactly was Kennedy good at while warming chairs in the U.S. Senate? Let’s see —

  • He was good at sponsoring anti-Constitutional legislation.
  • He was good at re-writing the laws of supply and demand by exploding the size and scope of the welfare state.
  • He was good at invoking the memory of Jack and Bobby as a reason to inflict victim disarmament laws on everyone else in America.
  • He was good at poking the nose of the federal government into every aspect of Americans’ lives as he could.

So maybe he had a good life after all . . .?


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